Steven Tyler + Taylor Swift = Love?
Does Steven Tyler want to be the subject of the next big Taylor Swift breakup song?
My sources say yes.
Someone recently asked Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler who he’d like to intern for? My question is what kind of question is that? Well, Steven answered that he’d love to intern for Taylor Swift. My guess is that “intern” to us and “intern” to Steven probably mean different things.
Steven actually said “She’s blond with all the hits. Taylor Swift. She’s hot. More than that she’s beyond talented…I have to write a song with her.” To which I hear, “Yes. I would tap that and become a smash hit single. We could choreograph the whole thing.”
They were probably dating until Clint called Steven up and asked him if he was feeling lucky. Steven probably peed a little, hung up the phone and immediately ended things with Franny E.
Taylor Swift, by the way is 22.
I say do it. The hits write themselves. Check it out:
Walk Away This Way, We Are Never, Ever Getting Back in the Saddle, You See Me Crying Teardrops on My Guitar, The Story of Rats in the Cellar, I Don’t Wanna Go Back to December, and my personal favorite, You Belong in the Attic.