Dear Baxter, I’m Not Arroused and She’s Not Amused

Baxter, help me,

I was seeing this woman for several months and I’m not ashamed to say that I needed a little boost to keep up with her. But when she found out I was taking Viagra she made me feel crappy about myself and even made jokes at my expense. What can I say? I’m only 40, but sometimes I need a little help!

Signed,

Ryan    Clearwater, MN

Hey Ryan,

What's up?  Sorry.  Don't feel bad about this.  Many men need a little help occasionally. Next time just make up an excuse, like, "I take it to keep from rolling out of bed at night.". Better yet, try steer away from such shallow women.  I wonder if it occurred to her that, unlike most other women you've been with, maybe she didn't stimulate you enough.  Hope this helps.

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