Raisins. RAISINS? C'mon PEOPLE! Granted the small boxes from our youth are filled with chewy goodness (if you're in to that sort of thing). For some in our very young youth; A reward for doing a chore. For others; a treat in-between snacks.


Get the broomstick out of your batcave and spring for some real candy, not dried up shriveled poo-inducers. The kids are gonna be in enough trouble in the can for the next three days with the emergency release of all the chocolate, artificial colors and artificial flavors, do we really need to expedite the process? I think not.

Sure, you want to go healthy, that's great, but at least go to an apple. That way, we can easily find it and throw it out.