I think we can all appreciate a great joke, especially now. 

Well the LOON and Famous Dave’s BBQ want to hear your best joke. 

 

Email your joke to baxter@1037theloon.com

 

Every Thursday morning on Baxter’s Morning Sideshow, we’ll pick and tell the best joke of the week.  Whoever submits the joke of the week will receive $25 in Pig Bucks from Famous Dave’s BBQ and have their joke and name posted on the LOON website.

 

This weeks winning joke from Mike -

 

 

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later
and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the
hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get
a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti
or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is
yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.
 

 

 

 And last weeks winning joke from Rhonda

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

 

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. Try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house'