When I was born, I refused to breast feed.  So I was raised on the bottle.  Then on my 9th birthday, I finally started breast-feeding.  My mom was not happy and the people on the bus used to give us dirty looks.  So we stopped that a few years later.

We later moved to a farm.  We raised all kinds of things:  pigs, chickens, sheep, goats, cattle, poppyseed plants and pot.  Sometimes the cows would get into the pot plants and start laughing so hard milk came out of their nose.

I then went on to college.  It was pretty cool, specially the liberal arts classes I took with all these hippie chicks.  I learned to appreciate the smell of musk and armpit hair.

For the last 20 years, I have been bouncing from radio station to radio station.  So basically, I haven't had a real job in 20 years.  Unless you count that one gig where I was an intern for an all-lesbian station I worked at as a lotion applicator.

Some of my favorites are:

Food:   Anything raw or cooked.

Drink:  Milk (Honestly...especially breast milk -- I miss mom.)

Movie:  Asian Prison Slut in Heat - Part 4 (Although, Part 3 is a close second...)