Have you ever cringed to hear a classic rocker rhyme? Sometimes not a good thing.

Emerson, Lake and Palmer were probably the worst with , "Everyday a little sadder, a little madder, someone get me a ladder" from their song, "Still... you turn me on."

REO Speedwagon's "worn out relation, the intoleration" the song "Time For me to Fly", any way i think you get the picture.

The gist of this all is Alice would never get a ladder!

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Alice Cooper, "Ballad of Dwight Fry" from his Brutally Live tour: