"If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars?" Alice Cooper

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Alice states why,"because we're all morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and rarely do we sit around reading the Wall Street Journal."

He's right when you think about it. Mr. Cooper is an honest man and a family man.

Honestly I think Alice would be a great President, he does it all, he's a successful businessman, he's heavily involved in charity work, he's into sports, he goes to church and he doesn't drink.

That's a great M.O. for a campaign right there, we couldn't do any worse than some in the past right?

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