Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Brave (Or Crazy) Woman Catches 5-Foot Snake in Her Home [NSFW]
This woman isn't going to let one stinkin' snake take over her house.
Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?
Nothing can wipe the smile off this guy's face.
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Go Really Wrong.
Well, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.
Hilarious Craigslist Ad Seeks ‘Generic Dad’ to Man Grill at Barbecue
Calling all dads.
Walking Cooler Follows You Around Like a Dedicated Mobile Bartender
This is the ultimate beer chaser.
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone Number
Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.
The Awesome Future of Tow Trucking Has Finally Arrived (Whew)
Of all things you'd never think of as cool, towing a truck is probably up there.
Oh, Nothing, Just a Woman on Her Phone Walking in the Middle of a Highway
We know that cell phones can be used anywhere, but please don't take that literally.
Caring Cop Parks in Middle of Road for Touching Reason
This officer is looking out for everyone on his beat. And we mean everyone.
Learn the Delicate and Awkward Art of Having a One Night Stand
For an experience with no strings attached, the one night stand sure comes with plenty of strings.
Would You Drink Beer Made From Human Pee? Because You Can.
This is un-pee-lievable.
Horny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too Loud
Where does this guy get off?