Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
‘Game Seven’ — Unquestionably the Best 2 Words in Sports
What "I love you" is to the human condition, "Game seven" is to sports.
Doofus Woman Gets Equally Doofus Boyfriend’s Name Tattooed on Forehead
This woman's love for her boyfriend is written all over her face.
Hilarious Video Proves Jigsaw From ‘Saw’ Is a Horrible Co-Worker
Jigsaw from the "Saw" movie franchise has moved on from his Hollywood life.
Artist Paints Fantastic Picture During National Anthem Before Hockey Game
O, say can you see, indeed.
New Girl Scout Cookie Cereal Will Make Breakfast Great Again
Girl Scout cookies are no longer just a delicious, can't-stop-going-back-for-more treat.
It’s Not Just You — Survey Reveals Presidential Election Has Americans So Stressed
No need for a recount – we’ve had enough.
Watch a Totally Relaxed Guy Gulp Down a Glass of Cyanide
If you're looking for the proper way to kill someone, we've got just the guy to help you.
Town Opens Free Wine Fountain to Become Best Place on Earth
Water fountain, soda fountain -- they take a back seat to this fountain.
‘Trumpkins’ Are the Most Ferociously Fearsome Pumpkins Ever
To alter a phrase that's been altered countlessly over the last few months, Donald Trump is out to make Halloween scary again.
Pumpkin Regatta Is a Most Unusual (And Real) Boat Race
All This Clown Sighting Madness Isn’t Exactly a New Phenomenon
The clown craze gripping America has roots that go deeper than Bozo's oversized shoes.
Parking in This Lot Requires You Be a Hideously Awful Driver
Getting your vehicle in between the lines can be a lot harder than it seems.