Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Donald, Hillary Debate Photos Are Reason Enough to Move to Canada
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton make Brad and Angelina look like Bogie and Bacall.
Do You Know Your License Plate Number? [POLL]
You know your car make. You know the model. You know the color. But what about the license plate?
Selfie With Giant Captured Python Goes Horribly and Expectedly Wrong
As it turns out, six-foot-long snakes are camera shy.
Unlucky Man Gets Bitten By Spider on Penis — Again
When you can add the word "again" at the end of the sentence "A man was bitten on his penis by a spider," you know you've got a good story.
Who Would You Most Like to Punch in the Face?
Well, this is certainly a mean question.
Woman Comes Home to Find Burglars Doing the Nasty on Couch
This isn't the kind of homecoming anyone wants.
Flustered Dog Is Totally Beyond Atrocious at Hide and Seek
This energetic pooch can't see what's right under his wet nose.
Umm, Did Popeyes Serve Fried Rat to a Customer?
It was fried, but it may not have been chicken.
Fed-Up Woman Sues Parents for Posting Embarrassing Facebook Photos
You know that feeling you get when you see your parents on Facebook? Well, this woman has it much worse.
Do You Believe in the Five-Second Rule? [POLL]
The five-second rule is the do-over of the culinary world.
Alarming Study Reveals Americans Are Somehow Getting Even Fatter
Like our collective bellies, this problem is getting bigger and bigger.
What Are the Most Popular Excuses When Cheating on Your Partner?
It's not men's imaginations that turn women on.