Hilarious Calling in Sick to Work Prank Will Make You Want to Quit Your Job Pronto
Is there anything better than playing hooky from work?
Hottest Yoga Pants Ever (This Week)
Here's to tight, tight, tight, super-tight pants.
Hottest Brooklyn Decker GIFs Ever
This might just be our sexiest collection of GIFs yet.
Broken Urinal May Turn Bathroom Into an Underwater Metropolis
The phrase "sprung a leak" comes to mind when watching this.
Hero for Our Time Drinks Beer Off Forehead Without Using Hands
Drink up? Try drink up and over.
Shameless Man Asks 100 Women to Have Sex
Well, there's something to be said for getting right to the point.
How to Open a Beer Bottle With Anything and Everything
Short of being trapped in a room without a remote to change the TV from The View, not having a bottle opener to crack open an ice cold bottle of beer is the worst possible thing that can happen. Or is it?
Texas Rangers’ Cotton Candy Hot Dog Is a Vomit-Inducing Miracle
The Texas Rangers are in the playoffs and if you are lucky enough to snag tickets, make sure you bring your appetite with you.
Survey Names World’s Funniest Joke (Which Isn’t THAT Funny)
Forget any knock-knock joke you've ever heard. Disregard any "a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar" joke. Don't even think about those "how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?" jokes.
Guy Lifts Cases of Beer With Body Part You Should Treat Much Nicer
We can think of many, many more pleasant things to do with this body part.
Science Says Dabbing Pizza Will Help You Be Less of a Fat Slob
The biggest pizza news since the stuffed crust became a thing is here.
Pickup Lines From Around the World Will Help (Or Destroy) Your Game
What's your sign? Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? We Americans have plenty of tired old pickup lines, so it's time to go international.