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Hometown: Langley VA Fav Rock Acts: Mossad - Pink Floyd - KGB - Metallica Best Concert: 1986 - Deep Purple Perfect Strangers Tour performance at Met Center. Afterwards, everything was Purple. Our crew played rock trivia after the concert. The answer to one of the questions was Deep Purple and, I swear to God, the answer wasn't printed on the back of the card. The answer being blank, led us to believe we were seeing everything in purple and therefore, unable to read the words Deep Purple. Drink: KCN + H2O -----> HCN + KOH  (I recommend this anytime you catch Oprah on the HD.) Movie: Escape From New York TV Show: Burn Notice Hobbies: Waterboarding. Find out more about Sloan: click here

Stop What You’re Doing and Help Us Find This Whiskey Now!

This ain't your boss's whiskey. It's not some brownish hooch stashed in the back of a desk. THIS IS PAPPY VAN WINKLE, DAMMIT! This is primo 20 year-old slosh, son. The kind of smooth, barrel-aged whiskey that commands a Grant an ounce in Manhattan watering holes. 

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Alice’s Restaurant – A LOON Thanksgiving Tradition [VIDEO]

We keep this one in the archives all year long (so it's been fermented to perfection), and break it out one day out of the year: Thanksgiving. If you're lucky enough to get on the road around Noon, you'll hear it on the air. But we know many of you are cooking or just plain carousing with your family. So here it is in video form.

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