“That 70’s Show”

Red always had something to say, dispensing fatherly advice and reflections on everything from cats to love to the US Government. But we all know this guy is as real as they come. He’s done everything all of our dads have done combined. Red is brimming with fatherly pride, always showering it on his favorite son, who he lovingly calls Dumbass. Just thinking about all that love brings a tear to the eye. Now stop crying you pansy or I’ll put my foot up your ass.