Good ol' dad. You wouldn't exist if not for him. But that's not all that makes dads great. Let's not forget their penchant for terrible jokes. Combine that with technology, and you've got some text treasures on your hands. Here's just a smattering of ridiculous dad texts to honor dads for Father's Day.
If only Dad was a cool as Tim Taylor, as understanding as Ward Cleaver and as loving as Cliff Huxtable. Oh, what a wonderful world that would be. But, in reality, we know Dad is a little more like Peter Griffin, Al Bundy and Red Foreman.
My wife and I live in a neighborhood with several dogs, including two of our own. In our area the yards are small and the houses close together. My wife and I are religious about picking up after our dogs when they do their business. It makes sense for a million different reasons. Common sense. We buy the cute little rolls of plastic bags that cost way too much for what they're used for.
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