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Dear Baxter, My Girlfriend Smokes During Sex

Baxter,

I've never heard of this before but whenever my girlfriend and I are intimate she smokes.  I find this very unusual and distracting...

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Dear Baxter, All My Friends Keep Hitting on My Mom.

Baxter,

My friends are constantly hitting on my mom. At first it didn't bother me but it's gotten out of control. My mom is a single parent...

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Dear Baxter, My Husband Wins Every Argument, What can I Do?

Dear Baxter,

Whenever my husband and I argue, I can never win because he just wears me down. Even after I've given up he just goes on and on...

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Dear Baxter, How Can You Tell if Your Girlfriend is Cheating?

Baxter,

I've been seeing this girl for a few months and at first things were great.  Lately, she seems to be busier than usual.  Some nights I can't get a hold of her...

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Dear Baxter, My Girlfriend Doesn’t Want Anything I Shared with My Ex in Our House.

Baxter,                                                                                                                                        I recently moved in with my girlfriend and her 2 kids, 4 & 6 years old.  ...

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Dear Baxter, My Girlfriend Has One Tattoo and It Really Kills the Mood for Me

Hey Baxter,

Need some advice.  I have a great girlfriend and we get along great. One problem, she has a tattoo just below her bikini line that says DEREK WAS HERE...

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Dear Baxter, I Swear I Just Saw My Friend’s Wife in a Porno

Dear Baxter,

At work the other day, I happened to be on my porn break and ran across a video that I swear my friend's wife was starring in...

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Dear Baxter, Can a Boob Job Make You Stupid?

Baxter,

My girlfriend of 3 years just got a breast enlargement and while I'm thrilled with the results, I've noticed her IQ has seemed to drop quite a bit...

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Dear Baxter, My Sex Life Really Sucks!

Dear Baxter,

I'm an IT guy and work long hours.  I try to make time for sex but lately I've been avoiding it because it has become extremely boring...

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Dear Baxter, My New Girlfriend is a Chronic Farter

 

 

Baxter,

I recently started seeing a new girl and everything just seemed so perfect. I wondered how a woman as perfect as this could be single. Well, I ...

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Dear Baxter, My Girlfriend Thrives on Drama

Baxter,

I just got engaged to my girlfriend after dating for over a year.  I actually don't know how I made it a year.  For some reason, she thrives on drama and even when things are going great she finds something to get angry about...

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Dear Baxter, I’m Having Trouble Collecting My Lottery Winnings

Dear Baxter,

A few months ago, I was fortunate enough to win an oversees lottery.  I must say, a windfall of over two and a half million dollars couldn't have come at a better time...

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