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Dear Baxter, Can a Boob Job Make You Stupid?

Baxter,

My girlfriend of 3 years just got a breast enlargement and while I'm thrilled with the results, I've noticed her IQ has seemed to drop quite a bit...

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Dear Baxter, My Sex Life Really Sucks!

Dear Baxter,

I'm an IT guy and work long hours.  I try to make time for sex but lately I've been avoiding it because it has become extremely boring...

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Dear Baxter, My New Girlfriend is a Chronic Farter

 

 

Baxter,

I recently started seeing a new girl and everything just seemed so perfect. I wondered how a woman as perfect as this could be single. Well, I ...

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Dear Baxter, My Girlfriend Thrives on Drama

Baxter,

I just got engaged to my girlfriend after dating for over a year.  I actually don't know how I made it a year.  For some reason, she thrives on drama and even when things are going great she finds something to get angry about...

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Dear Baxter, I’m Having Trouble Collecting My Lottery Winnings

Dear Baxter,

A few months ago, I was fortunate enough to win an oversees lottery.  I must say, a windfall of over two and a half million dollars couldn't have come at a better time...

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Sharing a protein shake can be romantic!
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Dear Baxter, She Really Did Sleep With Every Guy in Town

Baxter,

I'm a guy in my late 50s and recently I ran into an old high school classmate I hadn't seen since high school.  We had a great conversation until I asked  "what ever happened to Sally P*****...

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Dear Baxter, Is a Second Date Too Early to Tell Her She Stinks?

Dear Baxter,

I met a new girl and our first day went pretty well, except for one thing.  I'm not sure if she wears any deodorant or what she's wearing just isn't working...

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Dear Baxter, I Just Found Out the Woman I’m Going to Marry Has Quite the Past.

Baxter,

I sure hope you can help me.  I've been engaged for a few months now and all was going great.  Lately, I've been hearing all sorts of things about my fiance's sexual adventures before we met...

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Dear Baxter, We Bought One of Those Tiny Houses and I’m Having a Big Problem

Dear Baxter,

My wife and I have been married for two years and were renting a house until recently. One day we were watching HGTV's episode on these new tiny houses that are all the rave...

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I Had the Worst Valentine’s Day Ever!

Baxter,

I had the worst Valentines Day ever.  I came home with flowers and candy for my wife, only to find a note that she had run off with my best friend...

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Dear Baxter, Holy Melons, My Wife Rocks!

Baxter,

Check this out.  Ever since I've known my wife, she has talked about getting a nose job. She has always been a little insecure about her rather large nose...

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Dear Baxter, I’m Not Sure My Wife and I Speak the Same Language.

Dear Baxter,

With Spring right around the corner, I mentioned to my wife that maybe it's time to buy a motorcycle and enjoy the nice weather coming, riding around like I see so many others doing...

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