Morning Sideshow

A new survey that appears in Female First, reveals that most men prefer women clad in regular old pajamas over sexy lingerie. Good news for the flannel wearin' women here in Minnesota. Lace just doesn't get the job done on long January nights.

As the Minnesota State Fair rolls into it's final weekend, ending on Labor Day, reports are that attendance is down significantly, very likely due to the oppressive heat and humidity. If you can handle the weather, smaller crowds might be just what you're looking for.

Sure, I know everybody makes mistakes, it's just that some mistakes make me laugh harder than others. These TV news bloopers, all in some way referring to man parts, are priceless and entertain my inner eight-year-old to no end. Enjoy.

As we get ready for another long holiday weekend here in Central Minnesota we should be aware of two things: 1) On Friday our work is going to suffer because of Labor Day, and 2) On Monday our Labor Day is going to suffer because of our work.

Middle of the pack. Other than a good year or two, I feel like everything the Vikes do is 'middle of the pack.' Their record, fan loyalty (ranked 18th last week), and now even the uniforms. I know prettiest doesn't win, but coming in behind Cleveland? Really?!

When I had a motorcycle, I used to tell people that if I ever died on it, someone else's cell phone would be involved. Seriously, it's time to hang up and pay attention. Texting kills. Here's a video showing exactly what can happen -- even if you're only walking.

Match.com asked its members where the best place (and worst place) was to go for a first date. If you've got a hot one in St. Cloud tonight, avoid taking her to 'The Butler.' Movies were picked as a bad first date idea, although she might appreciate the air conditioning.

Another record high was set in St. Cloud on Monday as the afternoon temp officially soared to 95. A Heat Advisory remains in effect for Central Minnesota today, with highs expected in the low 90s, with the heat index in the low 100s.

A report by the Bureau of Labor Statistics that appeared in Forbes, says that 4,383 Americans died on the job last year, led by loggers, fishermen, and pilots. Military personnel did not show up in the top ten, which leads me to believe they were not included in the report.

An online discussion took place on Reddit the other day, detailing things that men often assume that women dislike, but women claimed otherwise. Things like a hairy back, baldness, and love handles scored among things that many women found attractive.

According to a story that appeared on Huffington Post, beards make a guys look an average of eight years older than they actually are. And the longer the beard, the older we look. Just take a look at Santa, he's only 92, but looks like he's at least 100.

Contrary to what we all might think, new research in the Daily Mail shows that men first notice a woman's eyes when they initially meet, before he notices any other of her body parts. And her 'smile' was number two on the list. Fear not, breasts came in third.