Morning Sideshow

Looks like us dog owners are more like our dogs than we may know. As it turns out we are eager to please (just like dogs), don't understand boundaries (just like dogs), and are more likely to have sex on the first date (just like dogs). Here's what it all means.

It's hard enough to get started in the morning with coffee, let alone without it. I am addicted to having those first few cups to get the day started. Absolutely couldn't (and wouldn't want to) get along without it. Here are some tricks from Reddit if you're crazy enough to try to go without.

The St. Cloud State football team was picked 4th in the NSIC preseason coaches poll and 2nd in the North Division behind only Minnesota-Duluth. The Huskies received 1 first place vote overall and 2 first place votes in the North Division.

Once again, the NFL is cracking down on celebrations. Touchdown dances, sack celebrations, ball-spinning, even the military salute are all likely a thing of the past. Players are being warned that these celebrations (and more) will result in penalties this season.

If you’re heading out on the road this month for a vacation, you need to be extra careful.

New research reveals that the average married man has three (or more) women in his life that he is are very attracted to. Not that he'd act on it. Probably. A quarter of the guys surveyed said they think that some of their co-workers are hot. There's more.

High-fives to Miley Cyrus, who according to AshleyMadison.com, has been voted the most cheat-worthy celebrity for 2013 -- meaning she's the celeb most guys want to have an affair with. Miley grabbed 18.6% of the votes. Mila Kunis was second with 12.4%.

Every dating website will preach the importance of a "wing man." Wing men are overrated. Wing women are the key to sex-cess.

We spent the entire morning today on The Loon finishing the sentence, "You Know You're From Minnesota When ______. In fact there's an entire website dedicated to the topic at YouKnowYoureFromMinnesotaWhen.com. Here are a few of our favorites from the site.

Ok, it's not just the NSA that we need to be worrying about. It turns out that if you're attractive, someone might be staring at a photo of you on their cell phone right now. One in 12 people have admitted to snapping secret pictures of an attractive stranger.

Here's a story custom made for a Friday. A new survey in the Daily Mail says that 10% of us have gotten nude in public when we were drunk. And according to the rest of theses stats, it's too bad we love alcohol so much, because it makes us do dumb stuff.

A study in the Daily Mail reveals that we suffer our worst hangovers when we are 29. The reason -- 'aging' (not to be confused with growing up). In our late 20s we try to drink like we did when we were younger, but our bodies just can't handle it anymore.