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‘Riddick’ Review
‘Riddick’ Review
‘Riddick’ Review
It should have been called ‘No Homo: The Movie.’ Vin Diesel, whose entire career feels like homage to the musclebound machismo of the 1980s, has possibly reached the peak – by which I mean, nadir – of his search for the meaning of virility. ‘Riddick,’ the overdue, and largely unwanted, third installment in Diesel’s first big film series, is so full of tough-guy overcompensation that it makes the ‘
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Krypton Is Intact
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Krypton Is Intact
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Krypton Is Intact
First of all one of the big rumours on the interwebs is that Supes' home planet of Krypton may NOT be destroyed. Now that's just asinine. It's pretty much the whole basis of the the Superman legend. The planet is dying and blowing up, Jor-El puts baby Kal into the ship and shoots his tiny butt to Earth to save him...
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Superman’s Dad is Alive
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Superman’s Dad is Alive
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Superman’s Dad is Alive
If you've seen the most recent trailer (below), you'll notice a stunning scene where Superman is in space talking to Jor-El in front of what looks like a spaceship. SO not only is Krypton fine, but the old man is still dishing out advice. If this is true, it fundamentally changes what Superman/Clark Kent is all about; he's one of a kind, all alone in the universe and he's constantly struggling int
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: NO GREEN KRYPTONITE
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: NO GREEN KRYPTONITE
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: NO GREEN KRYPTONITE
Yep. There's no green Kryptonite, because the damn planet never blew up. So just how the hell is Superman supposed to stop another guy with his EXACT SAME POWERS? Outsmart a military-genius-mad-man? Not likely. Appeal to his sense of decency and ask him nicely to let the little Earth creatures live and then grab some pie from Ma Kent's window sill...
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Jimmy Olsen Is Literally A Girl
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Jimmy Olsen Is Literally A Girl
Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Jimmy Olsen Is Literally A Girl
Yep. Intrepid rookie photographer Jimmy Olsen has been gender-swapped. How's that for a freakishly stupid thing to do? The proof is the photo above, showing Laurence Fishburne, who's playing Perry White (He's been race-swapped, by the way, but somehow it's not as bad as Jimmy getting turned into a transvestite) with actress Rebecca Bueller, who is identified on IMDB as Jenny, yes, Jenny Olsen... R

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