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Really, Nonstop Misspellings?
Really, Nonstop Misspellings?
Really, Nonstop Misspellings?
Ok, come on. This one is just ridiculous! It’s almost too easy. You know those signs businesses sometimes put out front or alongside the highway or a road? The kind where someone can put the letters on it themselves?
Really? My Dog Doesn’t Like You?
Really? My Dog Doesn’t Like You?
Really? My Dog Doesn’t Like You?
I've finally been able to start going for walks again and getting my little pup out for some exercise and fresh air. He is really little and so damn cute that he’s kind of the hit of the neighborhood. People always stop us and comment and want to pet him.
WARNING: Your Poodles May Actually Be Rats, Sir. [VIDEO]
WARNING: Your Poodles May Actually Be Rats, Sir. [VIDEO]
WARNING: Your Poodles May Actually Be Rats, Sir. [VIDEO]
Let's begin by all agreeing that yes, miniature dogs resemble rats. Small. Yippie. Mean-spirited. Coveted by young Hollywood/Pop Stars. Immune to most types of nuclear radiation. But when rats begin to resemble dogs, well that's when the world starts getting weird and you realize that there are idiots. And they're everywhere.
Really? Why Would You Turn Your Lights Off?
Really? Why Would You Turn Your Lights Off?
Really? Why Would You Turn Your Lights Off?
A week or two ago, I was driving to work and it was extremely foggy outside. It was the kind of fog that made it nearly impossible to see. Just as I was thinking how difficult it would be to notice other cars if they didn't have their lights on, the car that was behind me for most of the commute suddenly decided to turn their lights off.
Really, Snow Covered Cars?
Really, Snow Covered Cars?
Really, Snow Covered Cars?
To the jerk-off driving in front of me on the way home yesterday, Clean the snow off your car, fool! The whole way home it was pow, pow, pow…dodging snow chunks. It was like my own personal blizzard coming at me every 10 seconds.

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