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Really? Could You Hang Anything Dumber From Your Truck?

Does anyone else hate this as much as I do? What’s with the sack of balls hanging from people’s truck hitches? I always want to pull these people over and ask them what their purpose is in life.

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Really? You’re doing WHAT to Get Drunk?!

You know how we all want things as quickly as possible these days, right? Well, I think this takes it to a whole new level. That’s right guys, I’m talking about...

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Be Patient With Ponder; Success Could Be Coming

Some Viking fans are growing impatient with Christian Ponder as the starting quarterback but I urge you to give him another chance this season.

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Have You Met ‘Mr. Center of the Universe’ Yet?

I needed to get my oil changed this weekend. Actually my wife needed to get the oil changed in her car, but I owed her 40-bucks, so I took her car in and paid to get the oil changed. Now we’re even right? (Actually, we’re even financially, but she owes me an hour and a half of my life back.)

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Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Krypton Is Intact

First of all one of the big rumours on the interwebs is that Supes' home planet of Krypton may NOT be destroyed. Now that's just asinine. It's pretty much the whole basis of the the Superman legend

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Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Superman’s Dad is Alive

If you've seen the most recent trailer (below), you'll notice a stunning scene where Superman is in space talking to Jor-El in front of what looks like a spaceship. SO not only is Krypton fine, but the old man is still dishing out advice

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Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: NO GREEN KRYPTONITE

Yep. There's no green Kryptonite, because the damn planet never blew up. So just how the hell is Superman supposed to stop another guy with his EXACT SAME POWERS? Outsmart a military-genius-mad-man? Not likely

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Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Zod is a Nobody

The trailers also reveal that Zod, the main villain, has a spaceship and an army of robots. In the comics, Zod is really just a 3rd string villain, imprisoned in another dimension discovered by the Kryptonian scientists called the Phantom Zone

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Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck: Jimmy Olsen Is Literally A Girl

Yep. Intrepid rookie photographer Jimmy Olsen has been gender-swapped. How's that for a freakishly stupid thing to do? The proof is the photo above, showing Laurence Fishburne, who's playing Perry White (He's been race-swapped, by the way, but somehow it's not as bad as Jimmy getting turned into a transvestite) with actress Rebecca Bueller, who is identified on IMDB as Jenny, yes, Jenny Olsen

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Reasons Why The New Superman Movie Man of Steel Is Going To Suck [VIDEOS]

The reboot of the Superman franchise from DC Comics opens June 14th. The rumours are flying and if even a smidge of them are true, this movie is gonna blow and I'll tell you why...

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Don’t Make These Grilling Mistakes

It's Friday and that means weekend barbecues! Here are some things to do and some things not to do to make your grill the hottest spot in the neighborhood. 

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Really, Socks and Sandals?

Ok…what the hell is going on with this? Summer is barely here and I’m already seeing this horrible fashion trend. Who was the idiot that first decided that he would wear socks with sandals and why are people following this idea?

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