March 30, 2012 If you haven't purchased your lottery ticket yet, you still have a few hours. The drawing is set for 10pm Central Time and the suspense is palpable. I've never played a lottery ticket in my life, but my instincts and this jackpot have me convinced that I'm due. But instincts aren't good enough, and I've discovered a secret methodology to finding the numbers that will win me the Mega Millions.
March 14, 2012 To set the record straight, I'm not trying to save the band The Firm...but the awesome TV show on NBC. While there hasn't been any official word about it being cancelled, it seems destined for the network chopping block. "The Firm" is this season's most intelligent, well written, and addicting show on television. Please help me save it!
My odd trip to Walmart last Saturday started as soon as I pulled into the parking lot. I parked my car, look up and see someone pull into a handicapped spot. I watch her look around for her handicapped tag, hang it on her mirror and get out and walk into the store. Really? If anyone is reading this and doesn’t see a problem with that, you’re a jerk.
March 12, 2012 Everyone wants a shiny new thing. Especially when it's something as cool as an iPad. I've tinkered with one and they're really, really neat. They also cost a pretty penny and Apple just released the latest version and I WANT ONE, but I found some reasons to wait.
February 17, 2012 The big breasts get all of the attention. I know because sometimes I really have to fight to get men to look eight inches north of my chest. Sometimes I wish I had a smaller chest, but I was just built this way and I just work with what I was given. A lot of smaller breasted ladies wish they had bigger breasts, but I am here to give you some reasons to love small breasts.
Have you ever been behind these people who are choosing or cashing in scratch-off tickets who clearly think the whole world revolves around them?
You ever see these people who tuck everything into their pants? And unfortunately, it’s usually the people who shouldn’t be tucking in anything.
February 1, 2012 Let me start out by saying I’m also a Vikings Fan. It seems like I begin every football conversation with Minnesotans having to explain my football allegiances.
