really?

You know how we all want things as quickly as possible these days, right? Well, I think this takes it to a whole new level. That’s right guys, I’m talking about...

Ok…what the hell is going on with this? Summer is barely here and I’m already seeing this horrible fashion trend. Who was the idiot that first decided that he would wear socks with sandals and why are people following this idea?

Recently, I was told by my boss that I can’t have a raise until I, and I quote, “Get all the *$#%! morons out of the left lane!” (I think he’s definitely the male version of me.)

Don’t you just love it when you ask someone to do a task and they give you a ten minute explanation of why they don’t have time? I had this happen to me last week and it took everything I had not to punch this guy in the gut.

One of the many things that drive me crazy is when someone says, “Come here, you have to watch this video.” I instantly think, “Really? Do I? Do I seriously need to come over and watch this dumbass video? Exactly how much time is this one going to waste out of my life?”

If you are guilty of being a bass bumper, there’s no getting around it, you’re an inconsiderate a$$hole.

Ok, come on. This one is just ridiculous! It’s almost too easy. You know those signs businesses sometimes put out front or alongside the highway or a road? The kind where someone can put the letters on it themselves?

In radio and TV, we get to interview a lot of cool people. Sometimes the interviews go well. Sometimes the person we're interviewing is dumb as a fencepost and then after we hang up we make fun of them. This is one of those sometimes.

I've finally been able to start going for walks again and getting my little pup out for some exercise and fresh air. He is really little and so damn cute that he’s kind of the hit of the neighborhood. People always stop us and comment and want to pet him.

I was standing outside getting some fresh air at my workplace yesterday and I happen to notice this young guy walking down the street. I started watching him because he had his head down the entire time looking at his phone as he was walking.

A week or two ago, I was driving to work and it was extremely foggy outside. It was the kind of fog that made it nearly impossible to see. Just as I was thinking how difficult it would be to notice other cars if they didn't have their lights on, the car that was behind me for most of the commute suddenly decided to turn their lights off.

As someone who’s a borderline, compulsive hand-washer, one of the things that grosses me out the most is when people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.