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Cell Phone Addiction
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A Sad Reality About The World With Electronic Device Addiction [PHOTOS]

Have you noticed everywhere you look, people around you are focused on their cell phones? We are so removed from being social and it's starting to show. Amazing photos to prove how dumb we look.

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Recess Coaches?!?!
Recess Coaches?!?!
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Sign of the Apocalypse: Recess Coaches Are a Thing

Kids need to be taught how to "recess" now?!?!

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Squatty Potty :) ® via YouTube
Squatty Potty :) ® via YouTube
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The Squatty Potty is Real and I Want One [VIDEO]

I need this. I WAAAAAHHHHNT THIS!!!!

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Insecure Wife
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How To Keep Your Man Faithful? Sign His Manhood! [VIDEO]

Any man that's OK with this has good to be whipped something fierce. She's just a tad bit nuts herself, but VERY serious about it!

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BK Halloween burger
Burger King Halloween burger
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Do You Have Any Idea What This Does To Your Poo Poo?

after seeing a TV commercial about this new burger, Ali and I started wondering what a food-colored bun would do to your dookie. What we could only assume ACTUALLY is spot on!

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Brendon Thorne, Getty Images
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Black Sabbath Sung by..Spongebob? [VIDEO]

BARNACLES!!!

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Spies Rejser via YouTube
Spies Rejser via YouTube
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The Danish Want Their Citizens To “Do It For Mom” [VIDEO]

Is your adult child not giving you the grandbabies that you crave? Then check out this ad from Denmark!

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Sexy Phone App
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The Smartphone App That’s Terrifying. People Can Rate You!

Think of this app as the Yelp of People. Users can rate you, like they would a business, from zero to five stars...and you can't do anything about it! You need to read this and be aware of it.

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Toilet Running
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I Knew It…We’ve Been Pooping Wrong Our Whole Life!

Scientists have discovered that the design of the toilet is terrible for healthy pooping. This explains why so many people develop digestion issues! I doubt you're doing it correctly.

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Choad FWPF
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First World Problem Friday! [VIDEO]

We all have them (except Jesse). What's your First World Problem?

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Marijuana Grinder Joint
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Completely Legal Pothead Resort Coming To South Dakota

Do you have any interest in road tripping to South Dakota for dancing, gambling, live music, and unlimited pot? Minnesota's neighbor is going to have a resort with these features!

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The Bottle Boys
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The Bottle Boys Perform the Lion King Theme [VIDEO]

A Bottle Shop Quartet?

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