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This Week’s Inappropriate MN Missed Connection

Every week I’m searching central Minnesota’s Craigslist for the most inappropriate “Missed Connection”, and offering some advice on how to re-write the ad so they’re not so terrible.

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Happy Anniversary to My Best Wife, So Far!

Today, my wife Judy and I celebrate 3 years of marriage.  Judy is my third and final wife, knock on wood.  Funny story, we grew up across the street from each other and pretty much lost contact with each other for many years...

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Dear Baxter, My New Girlfriend is a Chronic Farter

 

 

Baxter,

I recently started seeing a new girl and everything just seemed so perfect. I wondered how a woman as perfect as this could be single. Well, I ...

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This Week’s Inappropriate MN Missed Connection

Every week I’m searching central Minnesota’s Craigslist for the most inappropriate “Missed Connection”, and offering some advice on how to re-write the ad so they’re not so terrible.

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Dear Baxter, My Girlfriend Thrives on Drama

Baxter,

I just got engaged to my girlfriend after dating for over a year.  I actually don't know how I made it a year.  For some reason, she thrives on drama and even when things are going great she finds something to get angry about...

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Dear Baxter, I’m Obviously Too Stupid to Get Lucky

Baxter,

This past weekend I decided to get out of the house for awhile, so I went to a bar I used to frequent. Long story short, I met the most beautiful woman I've ever seen...

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Dear Baxter, Is a Second Date Too Early to Tell Her She Stinks?

Dear Baxter,

I met a new girl and our first day went pretty well, except for one thing.  I'm not sure if she wears any deodorant or what she's wearing just isn't working...

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Dear Baxter, I Just Found Out the Woman I’m Going to Marry Has Quite the Past.

Baxter,

I sure hope you can help me.  I've been engaged for a few months now and all was going great.  Lately, I've been hearing all sorts of things about my fiance's sexual adventures before we met...

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Who Loves You More, Your Dog or Your Wife?

My wife thinks I like our dog, Astro, more than I like her.  Of course, this is not true.  At least, I think it's not true.  I think the bigger question is, who loves you more, your dog or your wife...

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Dear Baxter, I’m So Happy! Jennifer Aniston and I Are Having Kind Of a Thing!

Dear Baxter,

For months now I've been writing to Jennifer Aniston.  At first, I didn't hear a thing back, but yesterday i received an official restraining order...

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Dear Baxter, We Bought One of Those Tiny Houses and I’m Having a Big Problem

Dear Baxter,

My wife and I have been married for two years and were renting a house until recently. One day we were watching HGTV's episode on these new tiny houses that are all the rave...

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I Had the Worst Valentine’s Day Ever!

Baxter,

I had the worst Valentines Day ever.  I came home with flowers and candy for my wife, only to find a note that she had run off with my best friend...

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