Relationships

Dear Baxter, I’m Obviously Too Stupid to Get Lucky
Baxter,
This past weekend I decided to get out of the house for awhile, so I went to a bar I used to frequent. Long story short, I met the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.  Being a shy guy by nature, I was amazed at how easy it was to talk to this woman...
Who Loves You More, Your Dog or Your Wife?
My wife thinks I like our dog, Astro, more than I like her.  Of course, this is not true.  At least, I think it's not true.  I think the bigger question is, who loves you more, your dog or your wife?  There is a simple way to find out.  First lock both your dog and wife…
I Had the Worst Valentine’s Day Ever!
Baxter,
I had the worst Valentines Day ever.  I came home with flowers and candy for my wife, only to find a note that she had run off with my best friend.  I don't know what to do.  My heart is empty and broken.  I thought we had something special...
Dear Baxter, Holy Melons, My Wife Rocks!
Baxter,
Check this out.  Ever since I've known my wife, she has talked about getting a nose job. She has always been a little insecure about her rather large nose.  Little by little, I set aside money hoping someday to have enough to pay for her surgery...
Dear Baxter, I’m Not Sure My Wife and I Speak the Same Language.
Dear Baxter,
With Spring right around the corner, I mentioned to my wife that maybe it's time to buy a motorcycle and enjoy the nice weather coming, riding around like I see so many others doing.  She did not like the idea one bit.  For the last month we have argued back and forth and …
Dear Baxter, My Wife Wants a Boob Job for Christmas
Baxter,
Not sure what to do.  Lately, my wife has been hinting that she wants to get a breast enlargement for her Christmas gift.  I checked into it and it's very expensive.  I really like her just the way she is but I want her to be happy...

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