Clothing Optional Beach at Lake George?

I do this every year about this time.  Mostly, just to piss some people off a little. Last year I wrote a fake headline that St Cloud City Council was voting on making a section of the shoreline on Lake George a clothing optional beach. Holy Moses did some people overreact. The whole thing was a test to see how many people would actually read the article. Well, a lot didn't and proceeded to raise all kinds of hell. "Students at Tech would be able to see the nude people", "It would be visible to children in cars on Division". Stuff like that I was getting in comments. The whole purpose of the article was to see if people would just react to the headline. And they did. Personally, anyone with two brain cells knocking together wouldn't believe that such a thing as a clothing optional beach would ever happen at Lake George. Most people I don't even like looking at with their clothes on.