Sometimes only David Lee Roth can properly express how you feel. Sometimes a set of circumstances are so complex that it takes a wordsmith like Roth to properly convey your sentiment. Sometimes you just have money to blow and you love Van Halen.

If any of this rings true, then you need the David Lee Roth Scream Box.

Brooklyn, N.Y. basement inventor Dave Rogge created the gadget, and using it is simple. Turn it on, hit a big glowing button, and out comes a Roth-ism, mostly from ‘Running With the Devil.’

“I’ll tell ya all about it.”
I live my life like there’s no tomorrow.
Awww yes!
Whoa!
Whoo-Hoo!

Eat your heart out, Staples Easy Button. You may in fact be easy, but you’re not nearly as much fun.

Watch the David Lee Roth Scream Box in Action