Dear Baxter, Can a Boob Job Make You Stupid?
My girlfriend of 3 years just got a breast enlargement and while I'm thrilled with the results, I've noticed her IQ has seemed to drop quite a bit. Is it possible that this is a result of her surgery? Can big boobs make you stupid?
Travis Waite Park, MN
Well, sometimes they make me stutter, but that's beside the point. There is a theory that the extra weight of new boobs can pull the skin on her head too tight, cutting off circulation to her brain. This is just a theory. If I were you, I would just enjoy your new friends while you can, because soon she will leave. Most all do after this type of surgery. Hope this helps.
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