Dear Baxter, I Sell Stars and Planets and I Need a Source for Qualified Buyers

Dear Baxter,

I have this crappy job selling planets and stars to gullible people.  I know it's a total scam but it's all I could get at the time.  My problem is, I need to compile a list of potential clients. It's not easy to find people quite so gullible, so I was wondering if you had any ideas. Thanks,

Wayne   Monticello, MN

Wayne,

I have one idea, but you must act soon.  Drive around and make note of homes with Trump signs in the yard.  These, I believe, would be your most likely victims or clients. Hope this helps.

Baxter

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