Dear Baxter, I Sell Stars and Planets and I Need a Source for Qualified Buyers
I have this crappy job selling planets and stars to gullible people. I know it's a total scam but it's all I could get at the time. My problem is, I need to compile a list of potential clients. It's not easy to find people quite so gullible, so I was wondering if you had any ideas. Thanks,
Wayne Monticello, MN
I have one idea, but you must act soon. Drive around and make note of homes with Trump signs in the yard. These, I believe, would be your most likely victims or clients. Hope this helps.
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