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Dear Baxter,

For months now I've been writing to Jennifer Aniston.  At first, I didn't hear a thing back, but yesterday i received an official restraining order.  I feared she had not been receiving my letters but not I know she is aware of my feeling for her.  What do you suggest I do to move our relationship to the next level?

Signed,

Darrin    Waite Park, MN

Darrin,

Probably, your next move should be to send her a few more letters.  When you get settled into your prison cell, you can list her as your conjugal visitor.  Then just sit back and hold your breath until she shows up.  Hope this helps.

Signed.

Baxter

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