Hey Baxter,

Need some advice.  I have a great girlfriend and we get along great. One problem, she has a tattoo just below her bikini line that says DEREK WAS HERE. (her ex) I gotta tell you, it really kills the mood for me.  What can I do?

Signed,

Paul    Little Falls, MN

Hey Paul,

I see your dilemma, I met a girl once that had a tattoo in the same spot.  It said GO BIG OR GO HOME.  I went home.  Ask your girlfriend if she would consider adding a few words to her tattoo. Something like DEREK WAS HERE AND FAILED MISERABLY. Hope this helps.

Baxter

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