Dear Baxter, My Girlfriend Uses the Word ‘Cute’ in Bed

Mr Baxter,

I realize that people say things during sex that they're unaware of and in the heat of passion, they don't always think clearly, but...I was stunned when my new girlfriend used the word "cute" to describe my penis. Maybe she was just trying to be amusing, but it really made me insecure! You don't have to call it "massive" or anything, but "cute"? Seriously??

Signed,

Ted     Sauk Rapids, MN

Ted, Ted, Ted,

What's the saying?  I don't care what you call it, just don't call it late for sex.  Personally, I've never have this problem because I wear earplugs to drown out the complaints.Hope this helps.

Baxter

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