FDA Approves New Hangover Pill!

In my day, we built up our tolerance, pounded lots of water  downed a few aspirin and I didn't hear anyone complaining!

West Village-based Rally Labs LLC is now releasing an FDA approved, over the counter answer to the common hangover.

"The Blowfish" (wouldn't, I dunno, "The Soother" have sounded better? Or in worst case scenarios, "Touch of God"?) combines 1,000 milligrams of aspirin, 120 milligrams of caffeine and a stomach-soothing agent into two effervescent tablets taken the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

Dissolve it in water, and your aches and pains are cured!

It's being marketed as a far faster method than coffee, aspirin, time and <gasp> responsibility.

Blowfish runs $2.99 for a single dose, or $11.99 for a six-pack and can currently be found forhangovers.com.