I like looking around a little bit, but make me start trying stuff on, and my shop-o-meter starts dropping like a rock. Turns out I'm pretty normal (not something usually said about me). The average guy has about 26 minutes of shopping in him.  Here's the problem:

According to Female First, the average woman can shop for more than two hours before she gets bored.

Now most guys just avoid the whole ordeal outright, but sometimes there's no way of getting out of it. (And even worse, sometimes they trick you into going shopping.)

Half of the guys surveyed said they wander around once they've had enough. One on four just go outside to quietly wait things out. One in five check out other women while waiting. And one in four have just left altogether, leaving their woman to shop 'til they drop.

Seriously, I've been tricked before.