That sounds nothing like something that should go together, does it?  Well, it didn't, exactly.  They are two of Johnny U's bad or lame jokes.  The first one, I actually thought was going to be really funny.  Started off great, John was telling the joke great.. then he got to the punch line and well, it wasn't great.  In true Johnny U form, it fell flat.

The second joke he tried to redeem himself.  Baxter thought it was actually pretty funny.  I thought it was predictable.  Like I guessed the punchline before he even got there.  That shouldn't happen, should it?  A joke should be spontaneous, right?

Well, you check out the jokes here...

See what I mean?  Dude started off great... then fell flat.  Do you think it was his delivery?  'Cuz that joke should have been much better.  And the second one?  What do you think?

Well, at least he brought breakfast sandwiches.  Until next time.....