Contact Us

I Can Drink All The Beer I Want – And Not Get Drunk – Here’s How!

(Photo by Peter Kramer/Getty Images)

Thanks to a pair of brewing legends, I can now drink all the beer I want, in one sitting and never get drunk. TRUE STORY.

In a recent interview with Esquire, Jim Koch, the brewing magnate/entrepreneur/founder of Boston Brewing Company (most notably maker of Sam Adams products) revealed that he is the holder of a secret that will remove the alcohol from your system before it enters your bloodstream and your brain.

Now at face value this seems to be some kind of trickery, a sorcery of the mind, but Jim claims it’s true and that he gleaned this little secret formula from another master of the brew arts; Dr. Joseph Owades. Owades, another brewer-legend held a biochem PhD and a job in fermentation sciences at Fleischmann’s. Owades told Koch that ingesting a packet of Fleischmann’s Active Dry Yeast before beering will metabolize alcohol molecules down into their origins; carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen. The yeast contains the enzyme, alcohol dehydrogenases (ADH) that, consumed BEFORE you drink the beer, with break down the alcohol, basically doing the job your liver would do.

Koch says one teaspoon of the stuff (mixed with yogurt to flavor it up) PER BEER will do the trick.

So, depending on how much yogurt and yeast you can stomach in-between your beers, you can now guzzle bucketloads at your leisure, supposedly without fear of DUI (Disclaimer: Try at your own risk. If you get picked up by a cop, you’re on your own, bub.)

or…. Waking up in bed with that one psycho chick.

More from 103.7 The Loon

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://1037theloon.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on 103.7 THE LOON quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on 103.7 THE LOON quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!