I Had the Worst Valentine’s Day Ever!
I had the worst Valentines Day ever. I came home with flowers and candy for my wife, only to find a note that she had run off with my best friend. I don't know what to do. My heart is empty and broken. I thought we had something special. Boy, you think you know someone. I thought he had better taste than that. I really miss him. I want my best friend back. Her, not so much!
There's a country song in there somewhere.