This looks like something from the 70s or 80s.  But apparently it's from the early 2000s.  I've been trying to find this earlier than that time, but I cannot.  So I'm thinking that time might be right... as crazy as that sounds.

Look at this guy.  First of all, let's address his song choice.  "Sex Bomb"??  Let's just let that one sit for a moment.

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Then he starts this out by giving a little kissy kiss to the audience.  Then the skate begins.  Including some very suggestive moves.  And on top of that, he actually does a sort of strip tease.  Mind you. he remains fully clothed the entire time....complete with some padded muscles.  But the illusion is there.    And it's ridiculous.

It has got to be the cheesiest thing I have ever seen.  Can you even imagine anyone performing this little diddy for the Olympics?

If anything, it might get at least a good laugh.  I laughed.  So there's that.

At least he does compete more normally, too.