You may remember the elementary schoolyard game; Duck Duck Grey Duck. Apparently, we're the only ones. The rest of the country is off playing some sort of twisted bastardized version of our beloved chase-around-the-circle game laughably titled Duck Duck Goose. Again, like our singular attempt to make Walter Mondale the President, we seem to know something the rest of the 49 dissenters do not.

As woefully discovered by consultant and futurist Christopher Pollard, we are a Grey Duck island unto ourselves. Could secession be that far off?

Christopher laments in his blog;

"Imagine my surprise later in life when I left Minnesota to attend school and learned that the rest of North America plays Duck Duck Goose. While I would never equate the preservation of DDGD to that of an endangered or lost language – I do believe it should be cherished."