Is Vaping Not Douchey Enough For You? Here's the Answer!

Vaping is nothing new. The first electronic cigarette can actually be traced all the way back to 1963. We can all thank Herbert A. Gilbert for this smoking-in-bars loophole/abomination.

Vaping recently went full-on hipster-vogue, with "vape bars" popping up everywhere...essentially becoming the new Starbucks (I DON'T SEE ANY SNOWFLAKES ON THOSE E-CIGS!!!!!!). But that seemed to be the extent of the vaping craze.

Well...PREPARE TO GET VAPING CRAZIER!!!!

Pictured: technology gone horribly wrong. (image via Jupiter)

Yes...a cellular vaping phone.

And yes: there's an app for that. A "proprietary vaping" app.

Gag me with a hookah. Oh, right: there's a fricking hookah accessory (sold separately!) for the phone.

Does this hookah make my douche look big? (image via Jupiter)

It's not-yet available in the U.S. because of that pesky FCC. But you can throw down a deposit for one when that wretched day comes. They're priced from $299 to $499, depending on how outdated of an Android operating system you want.

Ask yourself: are YOU douchey enough?