Join me & the rest of the Loonies tonight at Wing Fest 2014 from 5 pm to 9 pm in the Sports Arena East Building at the Benton County Fairgrounds. 36,000 Golden Plump wings will be cooked up, as competitors create their best sauces -- and all enjoyed with an ice cold Michelob Golden Light.

Admission and parking are free, but you will have to pay for your wings, beer, and stuff like that.

See you there. I'll be the guy in the white shirt with sauce stains all over it. (That should narrow it down.)