Justin Bieber Confirms for Us that Justin Bieber is a Total Dick [DICKISH VIDEO]

Smug. Arrogant. Dickish. Yeah there's the word I'm looking for... Dickish. God forbid I share a Justin Bieber video on The LOON website, but this had to be done. THERE.  ARE. NO. WORDS. Except TOTAL DICK.

This kid desperately tries to be super-fly-cool and fails miserably, coming off like the spoiled rotten little turd we all knew he was from the moment his words were first uttered on record and his simplistic, mindless dribble-laden <air quotes> MUSIC <air quotes> pushed like bad MDMA by slimy, no-good record company fiends.

Watch as he makes a mockery of the trouble he is in during this deposition.