Leave it to Jimmy Kimmel and his crew to make America's favorite comic strip characters into greedy, dirty-mouthed misanthropes, just like the rest of us Black Friday shoppers!

The Late Night talk show host's hilarious Charlie Brown remix mocked the Black Friday shoppers of the past: the tramplers, the crazies, and the "I'll-do-anything-to-get-what-I-want" shoppers. And as outlandish as some of the bits might seem, looking at today's headlines you can see that it wasn't particularly farfetched. And let's face it: we all knew that one day Lucy would pull a gun on someone.