Light Up Or Leave Me Alone [VIDEO NSFW]

Happy 4-20. If you didn't realize it's a holiday today,  just go about your business. There's nothing to see here. Suffice to say, Jeff Lebowski is the patron saint of this 'green' holiday.

Words Of Wisdom from my old buddy Roach on the advantages of  'partaking':

Other people watch “SpongeBob”.  You GET “SpongeBob”.

The same seven-hour Grateful Dead song never gets old.

You can listen to Bob Marley for nine hours straight without realizing all the songs pretty much sound the same.

You’re automatically AWESOME at Hacky Sack.

Friends are always impressed with your four-hour discourse about why “The Big Lebowski” is the greatest work in cinematic history.

Paranoia is a myth.  At least according to the mouse/government agent living under my couch.

You always have something to talk about at Thanksgiving with that weird uncle who lives in a van.

You sleep soundly, knowing that thanks exclusively to you and your buddies, Frito-Lay will continue to make Funyuns.

The first 7 years of college are the best.

Tahitian Treat is the best soda ever.

You know a TON about government conspiracies.

You’re the envy of all your scarfaced, yellow-toothed meth-head friends.

And finally… You could reread this  list, and you’d laugh at it just as hard.

MEMORABLE QUOTES FROM 'THE BIG LEBOWSKI"

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
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The Dude: "F" sympathy! I don't need your [bleepn'] sympathy, man, I need my F-ing johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
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The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the "F" are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the "f" are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the "f" is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

The Dude:  That rug really tied the room together.

And now the f-ing short version of the film-