Loon Morning Rundown: Friday the 13th [AUDIO]

As heard on the February 13th show:

1. 50 Shades Movie Not as Sexy

If you're taking your woman out to see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie hoping it will rev her engine, it may not work as well as you were hoping.  According to SCIENCE, women do not enjoy watching sex as much as they do reading it.  Did you know 1 out of every 50 purchases on porn sites are done by women, but they buy 9 out of 10 romance novels.

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2. Fake Pronunciation Channels on YouTube

There are a couple channels on YouTube that post videos that help people with how to pronounce words and phrases, but they're fake.  They're hilarious.  Here's a couple of our favorites crappy dime.

 3. Dumb Things People Have Said to Doctors

It's amazing how little some people know about their own bodies, and other things.  Buzzfeed posted some of the dumbest things people have asked their doctors and the results will have your side hurting from laughter.  Like the one guy who went in for a growth on his chest, just have the doctor tell him, "Sir, that is your nipple."

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 4. Best Things About Being Single on Valentines

Why do we feel the need to feel sorry for singles when Valentines Day comes around?  They're the ones who should be laughing at the rest of us.  Just think of all the things they DON'T have to fiddle with like pretending you like some crappy gift, or dealing with an overcrowded restaurant while you pretend it's romantic, or squeezing yourself into lingerie.  No pressure.  No expectations.  Singles rejoice!

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 5. Is Federal Ban on Weed Unconstitutional?

Should marijuana be classified as a Schedule One drug?  That labels it as  more dangerous in the eyes of feds than cocaine, meth and oxycontin.  A federal judge is considering arguments that the drug has is improperly labeled.  What do you think?

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 6. College Kids Like Coffee More Than Beer?

What is happening at college campuses?  In a new survey of 1,200 students nine out of ten items that they listed as their favorite things are technology driven with iPhones at number one.  Sadly beer is all the way down at number seven, but... I guess that's a good thing.  Maybe these kids are actually doing something we didn't in college - studying.

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 7. SNL Launches New App

It is awesome!  In celebration of the show's 40th Birthday NBC released a new app for your phone with over 300 hours of comedy sketches.  Plus, it features an emoji keyboard that includes a cowbell, d*ck in the box gift box and tons of characters including Debbie Downer, Stefan, Drunk Uncle, the Ambigiously Gay Duo and more!

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