As heard on the March 13th show:

 

1. Guy Robs Woman at Stamp Machine

Not the brightest bulb, this nugget crept up on a little old lady who was at the post office stamp machine.  He thought it was an ATM and asked her to give him all her money.  Well, she just spent it on stamps.  This moron was found by police hiding in a dumpster.  They should have just left him there and shut the lid.

 

 


 

2. President Obama Reads Mean Tweets About Himself

Being the President would suck.  As much as you think that you can do the job better and people will like you, bottom line, Prez makes the hard decisions and has to be held responsible for them.  Obama recently went on the Jimmy Kimmel show to read mean tweets about himself and it's pretty funny.

 

 


 

 3. What Each State is Best At

According to a new list from the Thrillist.  Is it just us, or is the internet obsessed with coming out with maps of the 50 states with whose best, worst at various things?  Well, here's another and we're really not sure where the hell they got these stats, coz REALLY?!  Food cooperatives Minnesota?  That's it?!

 

 


 

4. Drunkest Holiday of the Year

Can you guess what it is.  Surprisingly, it's NOT St. Patrick's Day.  I know, we were shocked too.  What do you think the drunkest holiday is?  Listen to find out what celebrations beat out the Irish party day.

 

 


 

 5. Pregnant Woman Almost Pukes While Watching Birthing Video

That's what friends are for?  A pregnant woman almost tossed her cookies while watching her friends birthing video.  I think the experience was supposed to make her feel better about the whole process, but doesn't look like it had the right affect.  Click the link below to see the video!

 

 


 

6. Slang Terms From U.S. States

The English language is constantly re-writing itself.  One woman wrote an article for Yahoo travel revealing the results of polls they conducted with locals across the U.S. to find local slang words and terms and what they mean.  For example, in Florida they say "happier than a seagull with a french fry" and other very southern sounding slang.

 

 


 

 

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