Hit me! No, really, hit me. -Baxter

Prepare to tickle the funny bone of your inner 12-year-old.

A man named Peter Ness decided to mess around while playing online blackjack by employing the username P.Ness. Say it -- it sounds like a certain part of the male anatomy, right?

The dealers catch on pretty quickly when they greet him and mostly chuckle at the unfortunate moniker, which is about as absurd as hitting when you've got two kings. It's immature and hearkens back to those days in middle school when you tried to convince the substitute teacher your name really was Michael Hunt or Richard Head. What, you mean to tell us you didn't do that? Come on, don't lie -- you know you did.