McDonald’s Introduces New Loaded Bacon Cheese Fries

There is a lot of terrible, artery clogging, fattening food that I absolutely adore. I could eat tacos, burritos, burgers, and pizza all day every day for the rest of my life. But here’s one fattening food that I love above all the rest.

I’m talking about the glory of loaded bacon cheese fries. If you’ve never had these things, you haven’t lived. If bacon cheese fries are done correctly, you can practically feel your life being shortened by several weeks with each bite – and it’s totally worth it. I’d cut my lifespan in half a million times over for a serving (or 10) of them.

That’s why I’m excited to give the new McDonald’s loaded bacon cheese fries a shot. Sure, they aren’t exactly a gourmet restaurant, but come on – sometimes it’s the cheap, sloppy meals that really hit the spot. You know it’s true. The fries will be available at McDonald’s establishments everywhere starting January 30^th for a limited time.