Some guys have affairs, others buy expensive cars, or maybe it's a tattoo and a new Harley. While the mid-life crisis is a convenient excuse, I've never thought it would actually fly for me as a valid excuse; and it turns out I'm right -- women aren't buying it.

According to CBS News, when asked about the concept of a mid-life crisis, 60% of women said it doesn't exist.

"It's just a poor excuse for a guy to do something stupid."

Thank god for the 21% that know it's real, and that we are required to do these things. (Not sure where the missing 19% went.)

Alcohol (also not likely a valid excuse) was the number one thing that the surveyed gals think makes men do dumb things. 'Being angry,' and 'Being horny' were right behind alcohol on reasons women think we behave badly.