Uhm yeah, this actually happened.

On Sunday, cops were called to a car wash due to the burglar alarm going off, when they saw a pile of wet clothes on the floor. Surveillance video showed the man had scaled an outside wall and ran across the street to the church. Officers arrested him there, where he burned Bible pages to keep warm.

Authorities say the 21-year-old man was drunk.

He was checked out medically and then taken to jail on suspicion of burglary, and arson.

Source: CBS Minnesota